the english talkies

12:02 AM
Brath: hey!

me: hi!

Brath: u know the past few years.... I’ve xperienced the most changes in emotions I’ve loved, I’ve hated, I’ve been angry, sad, happy, ecstatic.....i’ve felt like a schizophrenic!

me: wait I’ve heard this before..lemme guess...the bet by Anton Chekov...ya right! CLASS 12 ENGLISH READER ..god barath I’m going to strangle u someday soon!

Brath : well....looks like your the one whose been with the books!I didn’t know the author’s name till date!

me:well actually, i note down the names of those persons who i would want to kill...Anton Chekov is one of them!

Brath : ..he’s dead!!

me: so I’ll kill him again..and dont give me any bio shit about body decay and blah! even his bones will do or his grave is enough

Brath : interesting... do invite me for the exorcism...

me: no way! You’ll ruin it..you’ll probably go"i have now realised the true essence of living its not just the bones..blah..blah..."

the beginning.......

Brath : lol... u think so......ah well... .u don’t know the real reason y im here in india i killed my civics teacher in the US...that’s y... i was sent back to India...They couldn’t arrest juveniles! got out on $300,000 bail..... she was old enough to die anyway.....then i killed her dog too...didn’t want it to be a witness!

me: well, mrs.thomas cardrew ,your civics teacher i guess and poor pepper!(the dog)

Brath : hey! How’d u guess that...the dog’s name was pepper indeed..was a Dalmatian , I had no choice!

me: it’s because I’m mrs.thomas cardrew's ghost who followed you all the way to india and is now going to kill u after befriending u muahahahha!

Brath : ur still a ghost...a fictional ghost...

me: no I’m trapped in hrushita's body..that’s why she acts so cranky..

Brath : oh... well...btw...ur daughter cecily...damn pretty i tell you... she has your eyes!

me: poor mr.thomas cardrew.. i remember what a hideous death he died at the hands of that bombay circus's joker!..sniff..snif..sob!

Brath : oh... i think u were that joker mrs. cardew...u thought he was cheating on you..while you were actually cheating on him so u killed him....ha!

me: no i was just the girl who sold fresh bread then with mrs.wang and when i met mr.thomas cardrew and we fell in love over fresh bread!

Brath : thats y he's in heaven... and ur a ghost!did you u meet in china?... what a romantic place!

me: nope paris! it was the perfect day..one spring afternoon!

Brath : oh?...very nice... i didnt know mrs. wang went to paris..

me: well she became this world wide renowned ..hmmmm..pastry chef..perfect!

Brath : so u guys had bread beneath the eiffel tower?

me: no,mrs.wang arranged for a boat ride.for the two of us….lovely i say!

Brath : and u married in Notre Dame and had bread for supper I guess!

me: no we left the bread at the circus in the canteen...safe in mrs. wang's hand she had her husband killed and now was suffering to get him out of the purgatory stuupid woman!

Brath:so u must’ve gone to london... for ur honeymoon..great ormond street i suppose?

me: nooooooooo..we went to see mr.thomas cardrew’s house in the countryside..shropshire??

Brath : there too?...whatever happend to miss prism?

me: what a beautiful house, actually more like a palace....oh 'twas perfect ..a dream of every woman ! miss prism, she’s a sweetheart..but a little too annoying ,i must say!

Brath : yes... there are many lovely castles in that region..i jus bought one there recently for a quarter billion!

me: and then thomas showed me his bedroom and ....it had the most perfect tapestry and those satin sheets..ooooo!!

Brath : Yes and the most beautiful gardens..and the fountains!
me: i almost sank in that huge bed of his..

Brath : water bed?

me: lol..well the best part is he allowed me to have that whole bed to myself for as long as i was going to stay there !!ha!

Brath : i prefer water beds anyways... its a whole different world so how long were u there?

me: and then I had breakfast in bed ..lovely marshmallow and nice hot bread ofcourse with some scrambled eggs and orange juice...for a week I guess!

Brath : ah the english breakfast.... i think it is the most luxuriously defined meal in all the land
just a week? u must come to my new castle... it is much technologically improved too... at least from ur times...oh im sorryy.. forgot the fact u were a ghost!

me: the rest is secret which i shall not disclose and now i have to kill u before its time for me to return to heaven..poor hrushita shes suffered enough!

Brath : very well... u can haunt the vast attic..oh poor thee...
i shall use my talisman tomorrow on her... so that u may not take her again ..u kill me... did u say.....?

me: indeed!

Brath : u cannot...for i am thy long lost...thomas cardew..yes it is me madeline!!!

me: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Brath : yes maddie...

me: where’s vijaykant..the southern spice sooperstar..he has to save me from u!only he can save me now!!

Brath : he cannot save thee from me....

me: yenge ava?

Brath : he's “Only Human”

me: he’s superman of south!

Brath : well... i know where he is…. he's in my dungeons...i knew he was threat to me..

me: u’re evil u’ve trapped my thomas!

Brath : im a smart thinker madeline

me: no u’re evil genius

Brath : im telling u ... i AM THOMAS IT Is MEEEE!!!!!

me: i want proof!!

Brath : YOU WILL BELIEVE….proof... what do u expect? i have the engagement ring...
u cheapo ..gave me a plastic one.. when i gave u a diamond one!

me: thats not plastic and mrs.wang told me it was the most precious..i never bought it…. what do i know!

Brath : seee.... u didnt even buy it!!... jus gave me sum crap a old lady gave u...wht kind of love was tht!?!

me: true and pure i say .. u’re not my thomas.....i can tell he would neve rbe rude to me

Brath : indeed rude... y ... my darlin i jus gave u proof of our lovely little ring...
i hav kept it for sooo long... :)

me: show me…. ……………………………
………………..the meaning of being lonely……….ting ting ting....that was thomas's fav song.....sob.

Brath : ‘cause u left ME!!!! That’s y i was lonely...

me: if u were thomas u would’ve found me ages back....and stopped me from haunting this poor little girl's body!

Brath : i never understood y though

me: now i will never be able to frogive myself..noooooooo!

Brath : i was in heaven doing service to zeus

me: say what?

Brath : yes it’s true, he wouldnt let me free! Heaven’s worse than hell...

me: if u were thomas u'd show him that knife and get away!

Brath :: he is GOD Madeline... im just thomas

me: thomas knows no god...he was MY GOD!

Brath : I am?? u shldve told me before...

me: sorry but thomas knew ..........i think so! okay i have the final test....if u know the answer to this u pass !when was the last time thomas sang "no woman no cry" to me and i beat him up for that?

Brath :: before i died...u beat me to death

me: oh....u r thomas!!!! my very own thomas!!!

Brath :: indeed maddiee....im comingg....!!!!

me: now we shall unite in heaven..and kill zeus so we can take over
and leave this poor soul to rest in peace..!

Brath : im afraid ive already taken care of that..and i shall leave B'rath as well.. thank you for reuniting us!

the end ofcourse.........
12:42 AM

Brath : uh.......hi hrushita!!

me: hello 'ssup?

Brath : i had the strangest dream!! u wuldnt belive it!

me: me too it had mrs.wang and others..seems like english has haunted me

Brath : mee tooo must’ve been the vodka ..

me: was the gin here with a dash of lime!!..LOL